"Now all of China will know you are here." "Good."
Yesterday, “This Is Our Youth” w/ @kristinclifford. Today, “The Qualms” solo. Gotta love a theatre weekend!
One of my favorite things about Chicago comedy is that, sometimes, I get to hangout with one of the funniest people in the city—@drunkmonkeyshow
Party! (it’s a thing, man)
Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name… #OnTheRoadyMelcher
Arkansas tree tunnel. #OnTheRoadyMelcher
Hey, it’s @brandazzle! #CrackerBarrel
Guess what, Longview, the gun show is back! #TheGunShowIsMyArms #OnTheRoadyMelcher
"I have to fly as cheaply as possible because I spend all of my money on cufflinks." #TrueBits
Last night at the bar in Houston.