"Now all of China will know you are here." "Good."

"Now all of China will know you are here." "Good."

Yesterday, “This Is Our Youth” w/ @kristinclifford. Today, “The Qualms” solo. Gotta love a theatre weekend!

Yesterday, “This Is Our Youth” w/ @kristinclifford. Today, “The Qualms” solo. Gotta love a theatre weekend!

One of my favorite things about Chicago comedy is that, sometimes, I get to hangout with one of the funniest people in the city—@drunkmonkeyshow

One of my favorite things about Chicago comedy is that, sometimes, I get to hangout with one of the funniest people in the city—@drunkmonkeyshow

Party! (it’s a thing, man)

Party! (it’s a thing, man)

Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name… #OnTheRoadyMelcher

Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name… #OnTheRoadyMelcher

Arkansas tree tunnel. #OnTheRoadyMelcher

Arkansas tree tunnel. #OnTheRoadyMelcher

Hey, it’s @brandazzle! #CrackerBarrel

Hey, it’s @brandazzle! #CrackerBarrel

Guess what, Longview, the gun show is back! #TheGunShowIsMyArms #OnTheRoadyMelcher

Guess what, Longview, the gun show is back! #TheGunShowIsMyArms #OnTheRoadyMelcher

"I have to fly as cheaply as possible because I spend all of my money on cufflinks." #TrueBits

"I have to fly as cheaply as possible because I spend all of my money on cufflinks." #TrueBits

Last night at the bar in Houston.

Last night at the bar in Houston.